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I don't understand girls sometimes. Girls encourage each other about their looks and shit, like "you are so cute!" and the other chick goes like "no, I'm not!! You are so gorgeous! Look how sexy you are! And you got slender body! Look how fat I am...", "No girl, you are so cute! If I was a guy, I could not help turning back to check you out when you pass me by!"
Usually, this kind of conversation is going on between good looking girl and fat ugly one. And always started off by good looking one with always saying like "you are cute". "You are cute" here means, you are a "nice person". If you are fat and ugly and motherfucking bitch, your friends ain't even say something like that. And you tell her like "you are so slender and sexy". That probably is your hornest opinion and envy. but you knwo what, she fucking knows it too much already. People are always positive in a way. And those even objectively good looking girls think they are real beauty. You know, I don't know how you look, but you are OK with your look. You look at the mirror every morning before going out, and somehow justify yourself like "OK, I'm cool today too. Am I getting fat? No, it cannot be happening." So those beauties don't even wanna hear your compliment if she doesn't think you are better looking than herself. And I know even you don't wanna hear the compliment from her, do you? She tells you "you are cute" so many times anyways, 'cause there's no more compliment for you other than that. She might be able to say something like "you are sexy!", but it is obvious that you are not. So she ends up with saying like "if I was a guy..." which won't happen at all. Guys don't do that shit. Cool guys never talk to nerds, and those nerd asses never even try to be friend with them. They are living totally different world. So there's no chance to encourage each other, and they even talk shit about each other in their groups. "Look at how weird they are! I'm sure they have't got laid man!" and the other dudes go like "They must be raping ladies off every night dude. They are evil! How come they got so many girls around and we don't!?" But if those nerds are trying to hit on some girl, and somehow ask those cool guys for help, cool guys would give them really positive feedback. "You can do that man!! You should go! Tell her you like her!!" Really positive feedback. Probably because he would do the same thing if he was in the situation, but he doesn't concider that dude is a fucking nerd. It actually is more like irresponsible than positive.
by comedywritert
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