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As you know, I hate my job. I hate my job...
You can't imagine how thrilled I was when one of our Japanese teachers, invited me to her house party on the weekend. She was like "Everybody is coming! It would be great!" I was like, "Fuck! I can't stand those people even on weekdays!" But then I had an image. Everyone is talking about the party on next Monday. "Hey, the party was great! Where were you on Sunday? Dick!" So I was like, "OK, I'm going" So, on Sunday I went to the "party". When I got there, there were only 4 people sitting around the table in silence. 4 people! The teacher, school manager, head teacher and her American friend. "What the fuck!? Is this Monday meeting!?" As I approached the table, they found me all excited. "A Topic!! Tetsuya! Thank god! How's it going!? Oh you look different today!" I was like "Oh, thanks... You too..." "You look casual today!" "Ah, thanks... You too..." Silence! Then, we start talking about foods. "Foods! It's delicious, isn't it!?" "Yeah, it's delicious!" "How do you make it? It's delicious!" Then food is all gone, we can't talk about food an more. "It was delicious, wasn't it!?" "Yeah, it was delicious!" Silence! Then school gossip starts. "Did you see what the student was wearing last night? That was crazy!" "Oh my god, I couldn't believe that!" Blah blah. "Oh god, what the fuck is this!?" Then, it did become Monday meeting. "So, what should we do with this problem?" I was like "Oh my god, I can't take this shit no more!!" Then even deeper silence came back. The American guy starts feeling really really uncomfortable, looking around, trying to find a topic. Then finally "It's really nice out today!" I was like "Good call buddy! Yeah, it's beautiful!... (Come on, and what?)" "... When I went to Kamakura, it was just like this!" I was like "...Great!!" The silence came back immidiately. Then a miracle happened. Bbbb, Bbbb, Bbbb. Someone's phone was ringing. It was my phone. I looked around, everybody was looking at me. I decided not to take it. After 5 minutes of the deepest silence, my phone rang again. Bbbb, Bbbb, Bbbb. "It looks like an emergency! I gotta take this!" "Hello? What!? She's what!? Oh my god!! I'll be there right away!" Meanwhile the friend on the other side of the phone was like "What the fuc..." Click! "I'm sorry, I gotta go! See you all on Monday at another meeting!"
by comedywritert
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