One of my friends just called me up. It was about 10 o'clock at night. I was watching Pride, and the best match was about to start, but I had to go out to see him. Damn you! Anyways, the guy is a friend of mine, we have known each other since high school. We meet each other once in a while, but it had been few months since we met, mainly because he's moved out of his hometown and living by himself now.
Anyways, we talked a little bit, and he said he wanted to eat chinese noodle. Dude, it's almost 11 o'clock, and I ate dinner already, and I was actually thinking to start losing my weight tonight, but oh well, he messed all that up. We ended up with going to a noodle store near my house.
As I said, it'd been a while since we talked, so we talked about what's going on. But I couldn't help being bugged about his atitude. Remember, we are old friends, same age, we used to talk like normal friends, until the last time. Today when he talked to me, he was like "Sir, how is your work?" "Mine is going great sir. Thank you very much for asking!" Just like talking to a general or something. I was like "why are you talking like that o me?" He was like "I don't know, I just thought you are making more money than me." "What the fuck? I don't understand what you are talking about. I thought we were friends!?" Well, I knew he was joking about making more money thing, so added like "well, I'm not making more money than yourself anyways" then he was like, "oh but how much did you get for bonus sir?" I was like "None, we ain't getting no bonus." Then suddenly he was like "oh, are you serious? Well, I have nothing to say, sucker!"
Then, he kept talking about how hard he's working, how good his work environment is, and how he's trying to get a woman. I didn't ask him to tell me such a thing. I don't know why, but ever since I told him I wasn't getting any bonus, he started feeling advantage or something, and started being an ass. "Dude, I'm trying to get a girl! She's so cute man! Last week, she asked me if she can stay at my place or not! I was like 'Hell yeah!!' and got off my work early like a motherfucker! What did we do? Come on man, you know what we were doing in my bed!" Well, I wasn't even asking. He continues, "but she had a boyfriend, who really wanted to marry her, and because he pushed her so hard, she dumped him. But she hasn't really got over it, so I can't be her official boyfriend now." Well, but you guys are fucking already. What is the missing qualification to be a boyfriend? Diamond dick? Get the fuck outa here!She just wants to change dick day by day. But that idiot was all smiling and shit, "she is so cute! Just looking her made me cum so hard man!" You don't need a pussy then. That's convenient. And give me back my money for noodle and precious time to watch Pride. Instead, I had to spend messed up night to listen to your sorry ass story. Fuck you, fuck your bitch, and fuck your mama!